no but imagine the rawness of slytherin feminists
imagine being an old-timey gangster but instead of having people murdered you had them loved. that’s pretty much my dream job now that i think about it. all sittin in bars in a pinstriped suit, being all “hey tony. see that guy over there? go take care of him, if you know what i mean.” and then tony goes and gives him a hug
I just received a very lovely message from biomorphicgarden. Everyone go follow her!
i never want to get married and have kids i want to be 40 and a highly successful director and show up to my high school reunion dressed entirely in yves saint laurent with blood red lipstick and louboutin heels that could penetrate a man’s soft flesh in the current year’s bmw convertible and wear chanel sunglasses the entire time even while indoors so i don’t have to hold eye contact with the little people
Having a soulmate is not always about love. You can find your soulmate in a friendship too.
in case nobody has told you today: you are hella bomb, hella cute, and anyone would be hella lucky to have you